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Interesting online dating fail: guy claims to be a surgeon, mentions LASIK. I say my mom had LASIK and mentioned astigmatism. Guy corrects me: a stigmatism. I send him screenshot of dictionary definition: astigmatism. Mention Tiger Wood's LASIK surgeon - he says "yeah Dr. X.. taught me about phacoemolification" I say "no, that's not the doctor.. and you mean Phacoemulsification?" then send him a link to an article about hus surgery. He calls me a bitchy queen. I call him not a surgeon.